egg salad

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.
by anon November 21, 2002
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Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."
by Evil October 19, 2003
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6 hard boiled eggs, shelled and mooshed up. Add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Chill before serving.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.
The egg salad sandwich that my old man ate gave him such deadly gas that i made him sleep in the garden shed.
by Succubus February 06, 2005
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Slang for 'excellent'
"I did what you asked, sir."

"Egg salad!"
by j-reddd April 02, 2008
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The sexual act of placing lettuce, tomatoes and other common salad toppings inside of a woman's vagina and then eating it using her vaginal fluids like a salad dressing.

This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.
Dude, my girlfriend let me have an egg salad when we were waiting for our table at olive garden last night!
by WizardLizard April 26, 2011
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If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.
"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."
by Julactus February 11, 2017
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A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.
Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.
by The Great And Powerful Oz September 23, 2007
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