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Eggnoramus 

Someone who cannot see life beyond the egg. Another way of saying it would be, "He eats eggs, he sleeps eggs, he thinks eggs, he poops eggs." The biggest eggetarian who has a voracious appetite for eggs any time of the day.
Guy 1: "Hey, did Fatty tell you he wants to go to some country in Africa just to try the popular egg delicacy there?"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"
Eggnoramus by vaultimor August 29, 2016
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Ignoring your partner in conversation by fiddling with your smartphone
I went on a date with him and all he did was to egnore me with his fucking Iphone
egnore by Leonard Davich September 24, 2010
elanor is both the name of the sunflower that grows in the Land of Lothlorien and the name Samwise Gamgee gives to his first daughter in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. The name means "light" and describes someone who is basically other-wordly, a supernaturally radiant person who lights up the people around her. An Elanor is intelligent, beautiful in non-conventional ways, and tremendously loyal and courageous.
"Elanor, I feel like I'm always going to want your affirmation and I'm never going to get it."

"Why not, Elanor? Remember Sam? The little sunflower that grows in Lothlorien?" "That's it Mister Frodo! That's what I wanted!"
elanor by sunflowerinwhite February 10, 2010

Elanora state high school

A shitty rough school full of eshays and druggo teenagers. Grade 7s act like they’re tough as shit. Principal and Deputy Principal are real tosspots as are most of the teachers. Bullying is never dealt with and you’d get a detention for wearing black socks instead of white. Enter this school at your own risk.
James: Hey bro, what school ya go to?

Henry: Elanora State High School, man.

James: I’ll pray you get out alive, bro.
electronically transmitted ignorance
Did you see what that Tea Party wacko said? What a load of egnorance.
egnorance by halftween July 23, 2010
A rare and unusual animal. Often found hiding amongst mispellings. It should not be confused for the more common beasts Eleanor & Elinor and may become angry when provoked with such suggestions. However, if treated well and with close attention, the Elanor can be an insightful and amusing animal with a tendency towards the delightful.
"It has been reported tonight that an Elanor has been spotted in an urban bar. This very rare Elanor sighting has got Elanor spotters rushing to the area." Trevor McDonald, News at Ten
Elanor by Okaydokey April 17, 2011