The awkward state of knowing way too much about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic thanks to your kids' obsession. You can name all the Mane Six, explain the magic of friendship, and maybe hum the theme song—but you swear you're not a brony. You're just a parent trying to survive, hoping nobody quizzes you in public about Twilight Sparkle’s latest adventure.
Friend: "Why is there a My Little Pony sticker on your laptop?"
Me: "I’m not a brony, I’m just... eduponycated."
Friend: "That’s worse."
Me: "I’m not a brony, I’m just... eduponycated."
Friend: "That’s worse."
by ShabberDabberDingerDonger September 11, 2024