Junk Central - You buy something that should never have been made. Then you pay the Post Office to smash it.
eBay lament "Is this a puzzle or what?"
by Baffled Businessman April 25, 2009
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slang- term used to describe a provider of goods, all goods, everything your looking for and everything you didnt even know you wanted "i got it from ebay. no from ebay not on ebay."

slang- term used to describe someone who eats too mu ecstacy. "dude that his 10th pill tonight hes a total ebay."

person/living adjetive and verb= a peradjerb. Ebay is one of the most know memebers of undergound electronic lifestyles. He spends 90% of parties teaching and showing kid new to "the scene" what to do, who to avoid and how to stay safe and in general alive. also refered to a "papa" by he is a father of hundreds of children in dozens of cities being the closest thing to a father figure most of them have. He will love you the moment he meets you until you break his heart. a living legend, leader and lover.
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by NekoPrincess February 3, 2010
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A quite brilliant online marketplace that Gaz Jones spends too much time on.
My Ebay rating is 147
by Well... October 17, 2004
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a place where your clientelle is a bunch of stupid people.
you can have this almighty mint cent, complete with abraham lincolns head engraved on it for just 1 dollar. act now and you can have a hundred of em for 3 easy payements of $50.

i got this penny on ebay
by mstrofobvious April 3, 2009
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(Could be written as Ebaes as well)

An eboy and egirl couple.
God: I saw the ebaes/ebays in the hallway
Jesus: ikr they exchanged sweatshirts and scrunchies I'm so jealous
God: ikr I wish I was in a ebae/ ebay relationship
by Trebla nietsnie August 25, 2019
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An online e-commerce website than enables a user to trade their 'unwanted goods', that would frankly, before 2005, be found at the local charity shop or landfill site.
"I found a used condom on eBay, it was only 1p so I decided to bid on it and guess what?

I AM CURRENTLY THE HIGH BIDDER!
by merrymuppets October 22, 2012
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when you don't want to know about other people's shit, their problems, that they're trying to dump on you
don't eBay me, I've got enough shit to deal with as it is

.. does it say "eBay" here?!! *points to forehead*
by grimy_hose March 21, 2005
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