Eat

To simultaneously shit and piss in a girl's mouth. Using her mouth as a bowl, you must use a spoon to fish out parts of the mixture (which now contains saliva, and possibly vomit), which you then eat. Once her mouth is (mostly) free of shit and piss, you must spit the mixture in her vagina and perform cunnilingus on her. Bonus points if she is having her period. Swallow when you are finished.

Guy 1: wanna "go out" to eat?
Girl 1: YEAH!!!!!
Guy 1: good, come over to my place tomorrow
*The next day*
Guy 1 (while shitting and pissing): HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Girl 1: S-STO- *garglegarglegarglegargle*

by Yopmail User July 9, 2022

eat it

to fall completely onto your face

Man, I was runnin from the cops last night, tripped on a stick, and completely ate it

by nellysgrl January 24, 2005

Eat

The process to consume food through your body.

At home, I eat pizza.

by Normalguy123 December 10, 2019

eat it

1. just deal with it
2. take it or leave it

1. dude: i cant believe u didnt invite me to the party
me: eat it man

by Jose Mansilla February 7, 2007

eat

To consume food.

I love to eat ice cream.

by Leah May 17, 2004

eat

The slang version of eat is a term that means "to make money". Similarly, "eating" means "making money."

"The game is designed to make your record company eat."- Cassidy

by Trav the kid May 27, 2006

eat

to give oral pleasure to a female

"Yo girl I"m bout to get waxed cuz Styles gonna eat tonight!"

by June December 15, 2003