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to fall completely onto your face
Man, I was runnin from the cops last night, tripped on a stick, and completely ate it
by nellysgrl January 23, 2005
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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1. dude: i cant believe u didnt invite me to the party
me: eat it man
by Jose Mansilla February 07, 2007
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Your table manners are a crying shame! You're playing with your food like it's some kind of game. Well, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame, so eat it! Just eat it!
by BasicLvrCH8r February 16, 2008
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1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"
1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 11, 2009
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shut up. and keep playing smash becuase you either just got coined or owned.
Person 1: Samus - watch me shoot you

Person 2: ( O shit )

(Mario counters it and blows his face


Person 2: eat it bitch.

Person 1: F in' A F in' A....

eat it.
by Makemeapizza January 12, 2007
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