Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

Eat the sheets by Heimz Doofenshmirtz October 31, 2018

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you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets

Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”

eat the sheets by theseb1tchesdidntlovesosa May 17, 2021

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