Eat her shit 

A term of endearment used by a man to describe a woman they would willingly give oral sex to.

Man 1: "Man, have you seen the new librarian on campus?"
Man 2: "The Russian one? I would TOTALLY eat her shit!"

Eat her shit by Stinky Pinky88 May 6, 2009

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from 

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from. 

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.

Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from. by johnny hotsville August 21, 2009

I would eat the corn out of her shit 

Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.

"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"

I would eat the corn out of her shit by WhiskeyTangoFox March 8, 2009

I'd eat the corn out of her shit 

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.

1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

I'd eat the corn out of her shit by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

eat the peas out of her shit 

She is so hot and attractive you would do anything to fuck her

I would eat the peas out of her shit

eat the peas out of her shit by jon doeh July 23, 2022