easter bunny

A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.

I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.

by TanooKirby June 04, 2003

easter bunny

bunny that beats the shit out of people the other 364 days of the year

Oh Shit! run!,it's the easter bunny!

by yadadadadaddadad September 04, 2008

easter bunny

super fucking hot stud

damn bruh that dude was almost as hot as the easter bunny

by yumcuminmytum August 29, 2020

easter bunny

This one takes either a very droopy set of balls, or a nasty butt slut. You put your balls in the ass of the girl while having intercourse.

Just like the easter bunny, you gotta hide the eggs!

by Neil B September 19, 2008

easter bunny

the act of sticking hot hard boiled eggs in ones ass and launching them for distance.

We played easter bunny and now my rusty muffler is killing me !!

by slap nuts May 03, 2006

easter bunny

one who drops a plasic egg out of pocket and all the candy falls out during a softball game.

kate is a easter bunny.

by kate April 08, 2004

Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.

Person 1:Jesus Christ! Was that even a rabbit?
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!

by Scroty McBoogerBalls April 04, 2010