Ebayfer

1. A person who purchases communion wafers online has purchased "Ebayfers".
2. When a person burchases any kind of holy wafer off of the internet, especially Ebay.

Guy 1: Hey man, these crackers are awesome! What are they?
Guy 2: They're Ebayfers! I got them off the internet.

Ebayfer by TheCullenator November 30, 2009

ebayer 

Someone who buys or sells on ebay websites.

+10 good ebayer is dis guy. Fast payeer of money f0r teh jar containing celebrity snot. Yupppers.

ebayer by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

ebayer 

Derogatory term used in online gaming (see MMORPG, MMOG) to describe someone who has not earned the equipment or character they are using. Often high-level players will use eBay to sell premium equipment they have earned in-game, or sometimes sell an entire account, with all characters and equipment, exchanging real-world money for in-game items. This practice is generally discouraged by the companies that produce and host the games. Someone who has acquired their character or gear in this way is generally recognizable by inept game-play, which would not be expected of someone who has actually earned their position.

Player 1: I just met this guy, a level 195 Enforcer wearing a full suit of living dragonscale armor, and he didn't even know how to find the shops in Old Athen.

Player 2: Just another clueless eBayer!

ebayer by Evac156 February 22, 2005

Ebayer 

Someone who does business on Ebay.com (i.e. buying, selling, trading)

That person is a very good Ebayer. They have a lot of postitive feed back.

Ebayer by Nym September 21, 2005

ebayer 

Some one who ebays way too much

A: Did you know that she sold her grandmother's ashtray on eBay for a ton of cash?
C: Gosh, maybe I shoudl try it
A: Yeah, she is such an ebayer, she bought all her clothes there
B: <pant> Hey! Look what I just found....!

ebayer by flippytale January 15, 2004

ebayer 

MMO Gaming:

In Massively Multiplayer Online Gaming an "Ebayer" is someone who's gone and bought a high level character off of Ebay. Typically they don't have a clue what they're doing as the ones who do know, don't get found out.

"That level 60 just asked me for directions, what an ebayer".

ebayer by Kher. May 13, 2005

ebayer 

1) Another name for someone who is mentally retarded.

2) Anyone who's IQ is below 70

Doctor: We're so sorry, Mr and Mrs Smith, but your child was born with Trisomy 21.
Mr and Mrs Smith: You mean...you mean...
Doctor: Yes, I'm affraid that your child is an ebayer... Im so sorry. Down the road, you will probably want to consider institutionalization.

Look at that guy pissing on himself... WHAT AN EBAYER!

I gave that ebayer a 10 dollar bill and they gave me change for a fifty... who says ebayers are useless?

ebayer by Pappa-Son December 25, 2004