A condition afflicting a newly single woman, in which all the annoying attributes of her exboyfriend that she ignored while dating him are magnified by
10 after they break up. She finds spending any amount of time around him unbearable. Symptoms include: excessive
bitching, muttering expletives under her breath, picking apart everything her ex says, and extremely annoyed
friends. The only cure for exboyfrienditis is distance from the source of the disease.