dyspepsia 

When you need a pepsi real bad.

Hey joe, got a pepsi? I got some dyspepsia goin on.

dyspepsia by chemicall January 11, 2017

Dystextic 

A term that refers to those that cannot spell when they text. See also, dystextia.

(in a text message)
Person 1: hai how iz u? i well fansy yooh.
Person 2: Wow, you're dystextic.

Dystextic by SpamBlud March 28, 2009

Dysleftic 

The condition of a person who cannot tell left from right

"It took us an extra hour to get here because Sue is dysleftic and can't read directions."

Dysleftic by Micotomy July 29, 2012