Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars
mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"
by sLuGo September 29, 2005
Get the Dysfunctional Jerry mug.
The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.
"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"
by BigethBoi September 1, 2020
Get the Ereptile dysfunction mug.
1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.

2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.

3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus
A lizard that can't get its tail up.

Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.
by close2human December 20, 2014
Get the Ereptile dysfunction mug.
When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.
I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."
by debash120754 October 31, 2020
Get the Electile dysfunction mug.
Dysfunctional (so-called) 'Representative Democracy' by Election, widespread in most countries.
It'll take the Tauranga more than a year to recover from its Electile Dysfunction of June 2022
by PartisanZ June 20, 2022
Get the Electile Dysfunction mug.
Dissociative -a detachment from reality

Sexual - have to do with sexual intercourse
Identity- to be the same or ones personality
Dysfunction-malfunction
Basically it is when a person hear auditory hallucinations and racing thought , detachment from reality occurs causing a person to have sexual relations with person place or things including children

Causing a sexual abuse molestation
Eron suffered from dissociative sexual identity dysfunction
by rafael e Reyes January 12, 2019
Get the dissociative sexual identity dysfunction mug.
noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.

2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.
by MoleMan_0828 January 10, 2016
Get the Ejectile Dysfunction mug.