dyblumpkin

A dyblumpkin is when you are getting blump from a dwarf

last night I was looking for strippers to do a blumpkin with and I spotted a dwarf and realized this is my chance to get dyblumpkin. She did bite the tip off , but it was still amazing.

by willy j johnston May 22, 2024

Dlumpkin

While a dude is taking a dip(a chew) preferably of longhorn, and taking a shit (a dipshit), a girl gives the guy head. This is the best of every world. Every real man knows you cannon take a shit without a dip in and you can never get head without one in either. This is a fact, check the man laws.

Doug: I'm going to take a dipshit.
Christie: Can i come give you a blumpkin?
Doug: No you stupid bitch its a dlumpkin.

by DLUMPKINMASTA May 8, 2009