dutchman's pipe 

1. sexual act in which a male receives a blow job in a meat locker or some other cold storage room so that it appears as though the giving partner is smoking a pipe; upon climaxing, the receiving partner ejaculates on the upper lip of the giving partner, leaving a white mustache like one an old dutchman who smokes a pipe would have
2. slang term for a penis

Last night, I was talking to this waitress, and before I knew it, she took me back to the freezer and started giving me a BJ! I gave her a dutchman's pipe and got out of there.

dutchman's pipe by Tremors March 14, 2009

dutchman's pipe 

1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache

Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!

dutchman's pipe by Juanito Parres February 27, 2009

dutchman's pipe 

1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache

Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!

dutchman's pipe by Juanito Parres December 9, 2008

Dutchman's pipe 

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

Dutchman's pipe by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019