Dutch Pizza Hut

The act of going to a friends house to masturbate.

You better shut up Davis or I'm going to dutch pizza hut you next time I'm over.

I love to dutch pizza hut, it's the next best thing to doing it at home!

by Sir Awesome TNA January 14, 2010

dutch oven pizza

a turd that is made while you sleep
and you lie down on it
thus making it flat
like a pizza
(caution: may contain toppings)

oh dude!
i made the biggest dutch oven pizza last night!!
it even had toppings!!

by TurdBoggler March 25, 2009

dutch oven pizza

the product of a dutch oven
may contain toppings

"Hey roommate.Want a dutch oven pizza, roommate? It has some toppings on it."
*fart*
"Ew, that smells like your mom."

by larpy March 13, 2009

dutch pizza

The act of passing flatulance in ones face during simultanoues falatio or cunniligus.

Man i cant belive your wife pulled a dutch pizza on you and almost shit on your face while you were face deep and she was blowing you.

by Jtac88 October 8, 2017