When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shinyapple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.
Dude, Alex, i totally Dutch ApplePied my bitch last night!
Dutch Cream Pie-The act of a girl ejecting feces into a male anus, eating it out with a sharp knife, then spitting it into her vagina, after an hour the male eats the vagina out without washing
I gotta take a shit, can i shit in your ass then you can eat it, i think its called a Dutch Cream Pie?
the description of someone who is very annoying and/or funny; A Person who continually forgets that they owe you a favor.
"Michael is a Piece of Dutch, he forgot that he owed me $20!"
"Oh man, Jamie is such a Piece of Dutch, he just cracks me up!"
"Stop being such a Piece of Dutch!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.