a person inserts a tootsie pop into his/her partners asshole. the partner then proceeds to shit all over it. it is then coated with ejaculatory fluid and fed to the other partner. then, you ask he/she how many licks it takes to get to the middle.
i fed my girlfriend a dutch lollipop last night with an extra load of shit on it and it took her 27 licks to get to the center.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.