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Dutch Bakery 

An intense variation of Dutch Oven, where one "bakes" their flatulence under the blankets, whilst having an electric blanket turned on. The heat of the electric blanket warms the stink cloud and it's smell and flavour is so intense it can cause severe vommiting or divorce.
BAZ: "Im going to jail for attempted murder. ): "

KAZ: "WTFSTFUGTFO!?"

BAZ: "I ripped the Dutch Bakery on my wife and now she cant see colours."
Dutch Bakery by chonbrother July 5, 2010

Dutch Bakery 

Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.
Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.
Dutch Bakery by GideonGrey April 23, 2022

Dutch Bakery 

When on long car rides and you cant roll down the windows because its raining or to cold and you or someone else in the car is farting a lot.
"the ride back to school was rough, I dutch bakeryed myself"
Dutch Bakery by ZEU58 February 2, 2010

dutch bakery 

a variation of a Dutch Oven, where the couple has fresh baked goods underneath the covers with them
"She wouldn't agree to marry me untill i promised to give her a dutch bakery."
dutch bakery by Jared Ro February 6, 2006
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