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dusty mustache 

The particles of shit crumbs and ass matter that stick to the freshly laid strip o'jizz on a whore's upper lip after someone farts in her face.
I hadn't wiped in two days. That was a REAL dusty mustache.
dusty mustache by AmyKristinaChuck February 4, 2008

dust mustache 

When an old man gives you a facial.
Knies gave her a dust mustache, eww he's old.
dust mustache by SuckItYork August 26, 2016

dusty moustache 

1) (adjective) when, a day or so after shaving,a person has the very faintest of hairs growing through on the upper lip, not enough to call a real moustache, but too noticeable not to have its own name.

2) (verb) to give someone a dusty moustache: a dusty moustache is given by someone who has not wiped their bum after going to the toilet for several days, the poo becomes crusty, and when farted on to the face of an unsuspecting sleeping victim, creates a moustache made of poo dust across the receivers upper lip

3) (noun) gwen stefani
1) i understand it took howard moon one month to grow that dusty moustache

2) dave and terry were returning from reading festival where they had had a lot of fun, but run out of toilet roll, terry fell asleep on the train and dave thought it would be funny to give him a dusty moustache

3) speaks for itself really.. gwen stefani is made of crusty poo
dusty moustache by seanymcsean November 22, 2006

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026