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Dürschlingerhaükabeitus

An undiagnosed ailment typically used to avoid sharing or shutdown conversations with unwanted strangers.
Stranger: “What’s that crap on your lip?”

You: “I got that Dürschlingerhaükabeitus. You should probably stand over there.”

Or

Stranger: “May I borrow your chapstick?”

You: “No way, bro. You got that Dürschlingerhaükabeitus.”
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