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An undiagnosed ailment typically used to avoid sharing or shutdown conversations with unwanted strangers.
Stranger: “What’s that crap on your lip?”

You: “I got that Dürschlingerhaükabeitus. You should probably stand over there.”

Or

Stranger: “May I borrow your chapstick?”

You: “No way, bro. You got that Dürschlingerhaükabeitus.”
by Gemstone July 11, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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