Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

by Zorgithatoob May 1, 2011

Dumplings

Old fashioned slang for (Usually Chinese or Far Eastern) Boobies.

Look at Kailee's jiggling dumplings

by asddsa January 22, 2010

dumpling

A term used by usually a guy, to describe his significant other, girlfriend, or some female of interest. It can be used in situations of loke or love.

Guy: I loke my dumpling.
Dumpling's Friend: I think you two should go out then. Such lovers in denial.

by Matt Huynh August 23, 2004

the dumpling

Not in any specific order, place your hands upon your balls for 5 minutes. Push the almond center to the back and stretch the skin as far as possible. Next, salivate in the small "bowl" created by your nut skin. Using a hair straightener, seam the edges of the skin and begin steaming for 10-15 minutes.

"Hey Jonathan, what are you eating?

"I'm eating this new trendy food, "the dumpling.""

"Okay.

by Napkin Water February 2, 2020

dumpling

A cooked dough based food commonly cooked in stews/soups/casseroles

mmmmm, i love dumplings with casserole

by goosewing January 3, 2005

dumpling

A term that refers to a person that is constantly needing to take a shit

Jeff Labeau, commonly called dumpling, is often sighted looking down in the urinals.

by Chorgan December 16, 2007

Dumples

A person, more often than not, female, who isn't necessarily ugly, but definitely isn't attractive. AKA "dry toast." Someone with no outstanding or identifying traits, average in every way possible(looks, no personality, no real talents, etc.) Plain, unremarkable, vanilla, couldn't pick 'em out of a crowd. A Dumples has no best friends(except other Dumples), but lots of 'acquaintances'. A good synonym would be a "Meg" as in Meg from Family Guy. When in doubt of someone's Dumplocity, picture them dressed/made up. If the makeup wears them instead of them wearing the makeup(kid in her mom's vanity table syndrome), it's Dumples!

"Can you believe she took her Dumples friend Tina with her to the club? You know she was just trying to make herself look prettier. Tsk tsk."

Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants.

by Revidescent July 7, 2012