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Dumfries 

A mad place in Scotland where water (river) divides the neds from normal humans
I live in Dumfires... the normal side!
Dumfries by telf January 23, 2004
He is uch a Dumfker
Dumfker by Dodgey deano December 10, 2018

Dumfries 

The largest town - and administrative capital - of south-west Scotland.

A once pleasant market town, Dumfries is now colonised by weegies, rich Anglo settlers and Luftwaffe-trained seagulls. Every July the town stages an annual festival called 'Guid Nychburris' (Good Neighbours.) This, however, is merely an excuse for the town's dwellers to engage in the modern British pasttimes of excessive drinking, street violence and unplanned procreation. It is to be avoided at all costs.

The town's only saving graces are Queen of the South FC and the proximity of the beautiful Galloway countryside.
"Have you been to Dumfries yet, Mr Wint?"

"No, Mr Kidd, my friends have informed me that in recent years it has become somewhat of a Netto Ghetto"
Dumfries by Rabbi Burns April 16, 2009

Dumfries mittens 

When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.
Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?

Dumfries 

Hima is Dumfries
Dumfries by Digbick12233 March 23, 2022
1. a person you hate

2. an idiot/fucker
"Hey, look at that guy. did you fight him?"
"yeah he's such a dumfer."
dumfer by jamess17 May 1, 2014