Dumbass

A natural born idiot who lives life not knowing which way is up or down,left or right, and black from white. An underdeveloped brain. They'd loose their head if it wasn't attached. An unique species. Not to be confused with a dumb blonde which are very similar but indeed different. So the next you meet a dumbass cut them some slack.

Austin: Hey Tanner where's Logan?

Tanner: Oh he's been trying to get his feet out of his shoes for the past half an hour!

Austin: Isn't he wearing tenna shoes?

Tanner: Yep, I gave up and left him.

Austin: Oh gosh Logan he's such a dumbass!

Tanner: Maybe I should go help him untie his shoes.

Austin: Yeah...... He's ( Logan walks in room)

Logan: Hey guys I finally got my shoes off! (Holding scissors and shoe laces in hand)

Austin: Hey Logan maybe you should go back to wearing sandals.

by Snoopystheshit April 1, 2016

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A buttocks with a degraded memory

You fucking dumbass. Go fuck yourself.

by Spike Minoda July 10, 2004

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Red foreman's favorite thing to say. And shoving something into someone's ass.

*Red: Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner. I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.

*Red: What are you going to put on your resume, 'Dumbass'?

*Red: Damn good thing I went with him. He wanted to buy a leisure suit.
Eric: Come on, Dad. Leisure suits are cool. Everybody wears them.
Red: Leisure suits are for dumbasses. Believe me.

by cyt6000 August 4, 2011

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