A duck!

A form of scientific theory used in the popular movie: Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

We found a witch! May we burn her?
A witch? How do you know she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
A newt..?
I got better..
There is a simple way to figure out if she is a witch or not.
Witches burn, and what else burns?
Wood!
Yes, and wood floats. What else floats?
... A duck?
Yes! So if this woman weighs as much as a duck, than she is a witch!

by WhiteyLights July 15, 2005

Duck

Can be used instead of avoid. To duck someone/somethings means to stay away from; steer clear of.

"Yo, stop ducking me"

person 1: "you going to work today"
person 2: "i'm on the schedule but i'm tryna duck that"

by pearadox March 27, 2018

ducking it

To chill as Donald Duck would, with a t-shirt and no pants. Hat optional.

Yo mike, stop ducking it all zee time in this room full of dudes.

by trincoll July 11, 2008

duck

A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"

Duck: "Quack..."

by Simon April 13, 2004

Duck

Short for dumb fuck

"you're such a duck!"

by xXultimatepussyslayertripleXx December 02, 2017

The Duck

A duck which lives in the center of the earth that will one day bring about the apocalypse unless mankind either keeps feeding him bread or uses water to cool down the earth's core.

"How can you not know about the duck unless you are some kind of douchebag?"

by supercoolpersondudeman February 02, 2009

Ducking

Leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.

Ex.#1
"Chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you."

"What? Oh Emm Gee. Fine, I'm ducking. I don't feel like dealing with him tonight. Just...call me when he leaves."

Ex.#2
"I'm gonna go over to Clint's tonight and see a movie with him and Courtney."

"Yeah? I guess I'm ducking out then, I'm gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie."

by Anna-Rotic May 14, 2007