clint stevens

Someone who does not wake up when they say they will.

"You were supposed to start streaming 3 hours ago! Your such a clint stevens."

by Kegter November 12, 2016

Clint Stevens

A streamer that loves to choke, usually seen speed running Mario and halfway through the run he goes to do something else like play Connect Four with T-Pain.

My brother is SUCH a Clint Stevens, he always bails out of things midway!

by 6_Oz#8006 May 10, 2018

Clint Stevens

A dumbass who misses 7 throws

“Dammit I missed a throw, I hope I don’t pull a Clint Stevens”

by brub6969 July 14, 2020

Clint skip

A Clint skip is a useless speedrunning tactic, usually consisting of a glitch, that results. Popularized in the late 2010's by Twitch streamer Clint Stevens, known for being relatively good at speedrunning but rarely having accomplished anything of great importance. The two most famous examples of Clint skips are: glitching Mario into the floor in Tick tock clock (Mario 64) and glitching Link through the floor into underground water in Hyrule field (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

*Mario glitches into the floor*
Clint Stevens: "There it is, the Clint skip!"
Chat: "LUL"

by Bilbo Swaggings May 22, 2018

A Clint Stevens

A classic blunder known in the speed running world, in which you improve too quickly and so you’ll have reds for the rest of your life

Super really fucked up by pulling a Clint Stevens, he’ll never beat that Minecraft speedrun time

by Sorrow_boy November 1, 2020

Hillary's Rotten Clit Scum

A derisive term for Hillary Rodham Clinton

No wonder Slick Willie feels the need to slither his wicked weenie betwixt the thick thighs of pleasingly plump interns. You would too if you were hitched to Hillary's Rotten Clit Scum.

by Obama Yo Mama December 9, 2008

A clint song

" a clint song" is a song in which everyone has heard thousands of times. A song that has been considered a classic for many years, in some cases up to 30 years. Also they are songs that everyone has heard, but no one actually puts on there ipod except clint.

a good example of someone recognizing " A clint song"
-"Wait what the fuck? Is "mumbo number 5" playing?"
-"Yeah it's clints ipod, I think "ice ice baby" is up next.."
-"Oh yeah that or some song that plays at the beginning of a CSI"

by fuckshitupmotherfucker February 25, 2011