After a night of dipping your dilly-wag multiple times, the love-juice excretions solidify on the Willy's eye... When nature calls (usually sooner if alcohol is involved), the male cautiously prepares to expel the undesired kidney extract (usually in a toilet). If lucky, a dual stream is presented. The goal is then to manage both streams for as long as possible without...
1) Collapsing the stream, thus 'Crossing the Streams', which is extremely bad!
2) Wielding any of the streams off-target. If the streams get too wide for the bowl, you fail!
The other night I held a dual stream for 25 seconds, both with equalpower and no collapse!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)