dry frank Share definition Flag The opposite of a wet Willy. It is when you stick your finger in your ear getting covered in wax and shoving it in someone's mouth Dude Cameron gave me a wet Willy, but I got him back with a dry frank! He puked! dry frank by PapaPeedee December 7, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the dry frank mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch