drunkest kiff

the drunkest person at a party/gathering. Later on labeled as the drunkest kiff of the night.

Yo you made out with a hot dog last night! You were the drunkest kiff at that party!

by BangzALot February 17, 2011

soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.

"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."

by The Official Hater June 9, 2009

Drunkest girl at the party

The girl/guy that either gets really drunk or acts drunk to get attention.

That dude was totally being the drunkest girl at the party when he fell in the pool.

by hammatime13 August 17, 2010

God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

by size 16 timbs November 7, 2022

Being the Drunkest

Being the Drunkest is the end all, be all of intoxication. It is the most unchallengeable title a drinker can attain while under the influence.

No, but I heard she was Being the Drunkest.

by The Drunkest April 13, 2011