drunkerest 

The drunkest motherfucker in the joint.

Ex: "Out of multiple drunk motherfuckers we had the drunkerest in the group."

drunkerest by Shwasted December 28, 2013

Drunkenese 

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.

Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"

Drunkenese by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005

drunkersation 

A conversation that is had when two or more involved parties are intoxicated. Often, one or more person(s) involved is (are) able to recall fragments of said conversation in the days that follow.

Person #1: Man, I can't believe you shave your balls with a razor.
Person #2: What? No I don't.
Person #1: Yeah. You told us last night that you do it after church every Sunday.
Person #3: Totally... during our drunkersation!

drunkersation by WhiskeyNick March 18, 2009

Drunkelstiltskin 

A person who when you're drunk you can only guess their name.

The next round is on Drunkelstiltskin.

Drunkelstiltskin by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

Drunkenstein 

A person who gets so drunk that the can no longer hold conversations, talk normally or function like a normal human. Drunkenstein can usually only stiffly walk to the bar and order more booze in a language only a bartender will understand.

Drunkensteins tend to grunt and groan more frequently than normal drunks.

Drunkenstein has been known to say "Booze gooood, water baaad!"

Check out Drunkenstein heading back to the bar. I bet he's not ordering water!

Drunkenstein by Fritopia March 18, 2009

Drunkest girl at the party 

The girl/guy that either gets really drunk or acts drunk to get attention.

That dude was totally being the drunkest girl at the party when he fell in the pool.

Drunkest girl at the party by hammatime13 August 17, 2010

DRUMMEREST

THAT FUCKING AWESOME FAKE BOB BRYAR FROM THE MCR FACEBOOK BAGE THAT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT, BUT HE DOES HAVE AN AWESOME MIDDLE NAME. FURRR SHUUURE.

DRUMMEREST KNOWS. DRUMMEREST KNOWS.

DRUMMEREST by Drummerest July 8, 2011