To buy something on eBay when you are so drunk A) you would have never have bought it sober or B) you don't remember buying it when you sober up.
The mailman just delivered something. I hope it isn't another one of your drunkBay purchases.
Q Where the hell did you get that ugly shirt?
A It was a drunkBay purchase
Q Where the hell did you get that ugly shirt?
A It was a drunkBay purchase
by Zadok the Priest March 26, 2008