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A garage sale where you are still drunk from last night thereby causing you to give away everything at ridiculously low prices.

Man I got so wasted last night my garage sale turned into a drunk sale this morning. I think I just sold my TV for a dollar.

drunk sale by FratDrunk October 29, 2011

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Drunkslexia

Form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media

Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."

Drunkslexia by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012

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drunksayer

An inebriated individual whom on most accounts holds their tongue on speaking the truth of how they really feel about others but after breaching their threshold of that will tell any person they encounter the BLUNT truth rendering the recipient flummoxed and the day after they don't regret it.

I was drunk last night and became the drunksayer to my friends and don't regret it.

drunksayer by kalico_kat August 23, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026