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Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers

Sadly it's what the organization called mothers against drunk drivers eventually became.

They had a good cause, one that even the people who drink agreed with. Once they got power they became drunk with power. They were not happy with getting the new laws passed. They keep pushing for even more and stricter laws.

Politicians were more than happy top oblige. They saw the whole affair as a means to raise money without raising taxes.

The old way of handling drunk drivers needed changed. Too many decent people were killed. Unfortunately now decent people have arrest records for drinking half a beer.
Politician to police chief. We need a new city hall but we are short of funds. Go arrest more drunk drivers.

police chief; We are already busting a lot of people as it is. I thought we were doing this to stop drunk drivers. If that's not the case then you ought to convince the people to raise taxes to build your new city hall.

The politician goes to a Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers meeting. He says " Drunk Driving is a CRIME against humanity!" "I need your help." "The police chief is RESISTING my efforts to rid the streets of this scum!" "I need all of you to do a public demonstration at the mayors office and DEMAND he be fired!"

There was a huge protest at the mayors office. The police chief was fired, the new police chief cracked down on the drunk drivers. A huge new city hall building was built. All the politicians became rich from illegal kickbacks. The police chief took a job as a meter maid in a smaller town that paid very low salaries. The drunks were still driving and killing people.
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Designated Drunk Driver 

The guy with the best motor-skills and coordination under the influence of a lot of alcohol out of all the dudes you hang out with. You depend on this guy to to drive you home when all of you are wasted and you trust him with your life. He should be able to take like 20 brews and still drive you back to base without a fatal accident or getting pulled over.
Since we all planed on drinking we decided that Arlen would be the designated drunk driver because he drove back to the city that one night without dying after drinking 15 shots of vlady.

hit that like a drunk driver 

how quick you would have sex with a really hot chick
damn she's hot
i'd hit that like a drunk driver

Drunk Driver 

The act of playing Mario Kart with intentions on getting wasted. Goal is to finish an entire beer before the end of a race in any course in the game of Mario Kart.
Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?

Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!
Drunk Driver by Straight Ill'n September 6, 2011

DDD: Designated Drunk Driver 

When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn
Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?

Kid 2: Ramos

Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

designated drunk driver 

person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"
Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.

Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.
"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"
Sober Drunk Driver by CBWilson November 6, 2014