Drop a ham

To take an exeptionally large and smelly dump.

Did someone drop a ham in here, I can't hardly breathe.

by Biff Cool May 30, 2006

drop a hampton

the act of defecating one solid, large, piece of waist.

Oh crap, i have to go drop a hampton for the third time today! I knew i shouldn't have ate all that pizza last night.

by ounze1824 September 1, 2009

Drop a Hammer

A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.

"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."

by SwankyJohn October 9, 2014