by Jayb1rdie July 25, 2022
A word native to Cumbernauld, Scotland which describes any non alchoholic drink. It takes other forms for other meanings like "Droofed" meaning to be thirsty or "Undroofed" meaning that you are deprived of a drink.
Mike: I'll give you a droof if you eat that shit"
john: *eats the shit*
Mike: "Well done, you've earned that Tizer!
I am severely droofed
That is one poor attempt, and so you will now be undroofed
john: *eats the shit*
Mike: "Well done, you've earned that Tizer!
I am severely droofed
That is one poor attempt, and so you will now be undroofed
by xndrh1 January 11, 2009
1. (verb) To royally fuck something up.
2. (noun) An irredeemable moron.
3. (infinitive verb) (to droof) To boof a substance, but during the act the substance and the latent feces in the rectum combine and together dribble out of the rectum.
2. (noun) An irredeemable moron.
3. (infinitive verb) (to droof) To boof a substance, but during the act the substance and the latent feces in the rectum combine and together dribble out of the rectum.
1. "Sorry everyone, I really droofed that."
2. "Don't be such a droof, kid."
3. "The party took a wild turn when a few of the cooler kids dropped their pants and began boofing a keg. I'll never forget Dan's look of horror when he noticed that Trevor was droofing all over the chair."
2. "Don't be such a droof, kid."
3. "The party took a wild turn when a few of the cooler kids dropped their pants and began boofing a keg. I'll never forget Dan's look of horror when he noticed that Trevor was droofing all over the chair."
by mindlesstofu March 30, 2021
The act of trespassing by climbing a wall onto the roof of a privately owned building while intoxicated or in possession of alcohol after playing 2 hours of Texas Hold Em.
by Adoran July 11, 2008
by Jewleek2 November 19, 2018
When you make some give off a sudden retarded sounding noise after an odd act and/or statement from you
by Bagfrom9thplanet March 19, 2011
Dry mouth, usually experienced whiled nutted on drugs, And nobody wants dry mouth cause it’s just like aids, And nobody want to be HIV+
by Droof! October 28, 2018