Droidian
It's a Linux distribution based on Debian for mobile phones. It doesn't use mainline kernels, but it uses Halium.
Person 1: dude did you use droidian before?
Person 2: nah man, I'm an android user
Person 3: *proceeds to make a cyberdeck out of his phone*
Person 2: nah man, I'm an android user
Person 3: *proceeds to make a cyberdeck out of his phone*
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