drive off

To put gas in your car and not pay for it

I was broke and had to pick up my friends so I did a drive off

drive off by Broke ass September 23, 2013

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge 

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

drive-by jerk off 

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.

(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)

drive-by jerk off by zetazetaram May 31, 2016

Swan dive off the sundeck 

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation

“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck”
“I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”

Swan dive off the sundeck by Mdrzik26 December 18, 2019

High dive off the short bus 

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

High dive off the short bus by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute 

join me

mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute by Megilv June 17, 2024