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drillbit taylor 

a hilarious movie about 3high schools that are being tormented by a psycotic bully, who, after they almost get run down with the bullys car, decide to hire a bodyguard, but what they dont know, is that hes actually just a homeless guy thats doing it so he can steal there stuff and move to canada.
"remember, what does the army say, have it your way." "I think that was burger king" "well where do you think they got it from?"

"I made so many friends today i cnt even count" (lie) "thats great honey" "YE-AH!" (chugs milk, starts crying)

"my names private Drillbit Taylor, US army ranger, black ops oprative."

"I got dischargedfor unathorized heroism, they say an army of 1, but i guess they mean the whole army working as one, but thats not the way i took it..."

Drillbit frequently goes oo rah!, even though thats the marines and not the army.

(gangster bodyguard) "why do you assume i like hip-hop? Because im dressed this way? i like country!"
drillbit taylor by 66346uhj October 14, 2008

Drillbit Taylor 

When two guys scissor together and a female gets double penetrated at the same time... boy !!!!😛😛😛😛
Hay me and my boy have uncercomsize penises you want to hang with drillbit Taylor???
Drillbit Taylor by Flint June 2, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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