drawing a monster

The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop.
I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!
by Ben Franklin December 25, 2005
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draw my monster

to masturbate (verb)
"I'm gonna just go home and draw my monster"
by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww March 19, 2006
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