drawing a monster

The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop.

I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!

by Ben Franklin December 25, 2005

draw my monster

to masturbate (verb)

"I'm gonna just go home and draw my monster"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 04, 2006