dramacrobat 

Some folks naturally exude drama or gravitate toward the closest source of drama. The dramacrobat, however, is an expert in nimbly leaping from one dramatic situation to another, and even bouncing in and out of otherwise calm situations, staying just long enough to stir up drama. Dramacrobats wreak destruction with incendiary comments, inappropriate humor, exposed secrets, and loaded questions... but they manage to leave the scene just as the drama really gets going.

Bob: The party was going so well until Suzie showed up.
Terry: Yeah, she waltzed in and told Betty that her ex Paul knocked up Michelle, and then whispered to Kevin that Alison was banging Tommy behind the dumpster at the bar, and she's only been here a couple minutes!
Bob: What a dramacrobat!

dramacrobat by Melodramatron June 24, 2025

Dramacrat 

A modern-day "Democrat" who creates a lot of drama in order to pass legislation.

Washington, D.C., is full of Dramacrats who care more about passing big-government legislation to make money for re-election rather than caring about the people who elected them.

Dramacrat by ElectrifiedBrain June 26, 2010

Gramacrobatics 

(Verb): what the brain does when recieving a text from some who who does not type out whole words.
Often it is an older person deciphering a youngers text.

"God if i had it i wld cuz i need a frkn cigg bad but only got $6.50 &my ciggs r $5." Gramacrobatics occurs in your brain upon receiving this.

Gramacrobatics by AllWaySinner February 21, 2013