drain the snake

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)

Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

Drain the snake

When a guy has to urinate in a hurry.

At the rest stop Ian filled the tank but I had to go drain the snake.

by Lucinda Belle 444 November 26, 2015

Drain The Snake

To go to the toilet weewazzpeepiss

fred: i'm goin to drain the snake
john: i'm 1st i need a number 2, quick its coming out

by roachie93 January 01, 2008

Drain Snake

a person who aggressively pursues anal intercourse.

Dude he totally got all up in her ass, he is such a drain snake!

by silkyd November 14, 2010

Talladega Drain Snake

Involves peeing in a girls anus while with enough force to drill a hole in the poo to make a snake hole for your penis while watching Talladega Nights with a beer hat on.

Frank gave her the talladega drain snake last night

by Snake Hole April 15, 2020

Reverse stomach drain snake

Where you openly look for sex with people who have had a gastric bypass then proceed to go so deep you enter their stomach.

Holy fuck dude I definitely pulled a reverse stomach drain snake and it wasn't pretty or comfortable for my dick.

by Chaotic God June 09, 2021

Drain Snaking

The act of inserting an object akin to a drain cleaner or piece of barbed wire (like the “snake” that comes with a bottle of Drain-O) as deep as you can into your urethra, then pulling it out as hard as you can, almost as if you were starting a lawnmower.

I had to go to the hospital last weekend because I was drain snaking too hard.

by I Am The One Who Munts April 17, 2024