A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .
Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.
When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.
When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.
Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*