GARFIELD’s lousy excuse for dragging dick the other night was that he ate too much HAM and PUMPKIN pie… He is the cockest! Also, he is a butt pirate
by Payaso Bebé November 06, 2011
When one sits down or stands up from the toilet seat and their dick drags across the end of the seat. Especially common with short bowl toilets and closed loop toilet seats.
by evo October 01, 2004
After haveing sex with my girl friend i wanted to dick drag her so i pulled it out and dragged my dick up her belly and across her face
by plumbing man September 09, 2010
"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."
the cole slaw."
by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
by J.N. Growling October 10, 2010
by LeopardNFB June 24, 2019