One who does not drink while others do; and makes sure that nobody's male genitalia gets cut off by any drunksoul. Be it himself or any other intoxicated individual.
It's okay guys we can get hammered Ali is gonna be the DPG tonight
I should have never gotten drunk without a DPG. Do you know any sex shops?
Designated Phone Guardians are sober friends guarding your phone while you're too drunk to be trusted texting. A lifesaver for dealing with the unknown drunken texts the morning after.
omg! my fav dpg sooo just saved me frm drexting my boss I loved him…like wud of ben TOTALLY AWKWARD!!