laying one down

to produce excrement
(other slang:
Steam one out
Launch the submarine
Drop the kids off at the pool
Pinch a Loaf
fertilize
move the bowels
stink it up
squat and grunt
revisit food post-digestion
feed mr. flushie
push one through
take a crap
make a shit storm
Clean the poop chute
roll a dirty burrito
making homemade sushi rolls
excrete

I'm about to explode. I gotta lay one down soon, to make room for dinner

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

roll one down

v. the act of putting on a condom. this euphemism is often utilized when you hook up with a random chick you meet from a night out on the town

Claude: Dude, that heavy drinking last night robbed me of my dignity! I don't know if i can finish this weekend the right way or not.

Brad: I don't know about you, but I think I'm trying to roll one down tonight.

Claude: Actually, yeah, let me shower so I can wash away this hangover. Count me in on that mission!

by willie weman April 30, 2007

Curl one down

Curl one down is when you go for a massive shit!!

oh mate i really need to go and curl one down!

by captian bend off September 16, 2009

burn one down

Smoke a bowl of marijuana, in a pipe or bong.

Dude, let's go burn one down behind the old mill!

by Glabl Blarbl September 26, 2004

beat one down

when a male has the urge to masterbate

i was wathing a mary kate and ashley movie then had to beat one down there was no way around it.

by assplunder October 30, 2003

throw one down

To take a giant shit; the degree of shit depends on how hard you throw it.

Rick: "Excuse me while I go throw one down!"
Randall: "Is it going to be a mighty one?"
Rick: "Like you wouldn't believe!"

by Randalll September 19, 2006

burn one down

*To smoke a cigar, cigarette, or even a joint of marijuana.

"Wanna go burn one down man?"
"Uh thanks but I don't do drugs. ^_^ "

by Dave September 10, 2004