down-town surprise Share definition Flag When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and some of the shit comes off on your hand. Jason had bad diarrhea, so when he wiped, he had a down-town surprise. down-town surprise by Hail the Almighty BOB May 16, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the down-town surprise mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch