by Mason McCoy April 16, 2011
Girl1: did you hear what cj did?
girl1: no?
girl1:He fucked brit, then dumped her!
girl2: WHAT A DOUCHEWAFFLE!
girl1: no?
girl1:He fucked brit, then dumped her!
girl2: WHAT A DOUCHEWAFFLE!
by gobblegobblegobble0721 October 25, 2011
1. an insult to a person who really sucks & is a complete idiotic lame ass.
2. a person who is an waffles i.e. flip-flops about douching
2. a person who is an waffles i.e. flip-flops about douching
1. Those fucking DoucheWaffles on the boat over there have been playing Nelly's "It's Getting Hot in Here" on repeat all day long, how fucking lame!
2. Come on its not that big a deal lots of people douche don't be such a DoucheWaffle!
2. Come on its not that big a deal lots of people douche don't be such a DoucheWaffle!
by Pinkerton Detective October 21, 2010
Person A- did you heard about Kevin.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.
by gangster_gramps August 28, 2014
Where even being considered a douchewaffle falls short of defining what level of incompetence is trying to be conveyed, as the Belgian waffle compares to the ordinary waffle in that a Belgian waffle is a type of waffle identified by its larger size, lighter batter and higher grid pattern which forms deep pockets and has larger squares.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.
You drank the last beer and puked it??
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!
You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!
You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
by DrCiro of Check-point Charlie July 10, 2010
a person so Douchy that a bag simply will not contain all of their douchiness therefore they are a Douchewaffle.
That Timothy Gillenwater is the original Douchewaffle
by Mr.CharlieIL June 26, 2017
by jojo da kawaii one May 15, 2021