When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
by Raixor February 16, 2013
Jason: "I slay mad ass up in o-town, I've been pimpin pimpin since pimpin's been pimpin."
Dose: "Wow rose isn't that freckled face slob a douchelou?"
Rose: "Affirmative."
Dose: "Wow rose isn't that freckled face slob a douchelou?"
Rose: "Affirmative."
by UnclePaul905 November 04, 2010
A large amount people who are douches, in numeric terms this would mean a bushel of dumb people.
A measurement of trouble dealing with a higher degree of dirtyness: a douchel of trouble.
A measurement of trouble dealing with a higher degree of dirtyness: a douchel of trouble.
by ekim seekem February 24, 2008
Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.
by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009
Douchele (Doosh-ul) is short for Douche-hole. It is used in the same context as douche, but used in special occasions when one goes above and beyond the definition of a douche.
Carl, quit being such a douchele.
My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.
My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.
by douchele January 21, 2013
To be a constant douche to someone, or someone who is a constant douche. Or be really annoying. Can be used on someone who is being a Major douche. Or super douche
In example
You're being so (re)douchelous!
like (ridiculous)
Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!
You're being so (re)douchelous!
like (ridiculous)
Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!
by Dr_House June 09, 2011
by Nycbc42 December 15, 2011