douchebaguette

Related to a douchebag but more appropriate. Used mainly in a proffesional or learning environment

Teacher: SIT DOWN!
Student: Stop being a douchebaguette
Teacher:Haha! That's school appropraite and mean at the same time!

by Coach Cabbage June 22, 2009

Douchebaguette

A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.

Just look at her pompous gait... what a douchebaguette!

by Edgar Spelling April 16, 2008

Douchebaguette

n. female douche bag.

The girl running the register was incredibly rude. What a douchebaguette.

by Susan of English October 24, 2010

Douchebaguette

A French woman who acts like a douchebag.

I'm trying to get a coffee, and this douchebaguette in front of me won't shut up about how you can't get an acceptable croissant anywhere in the US.

by L'Awesome November 14, 2010

Douchebaguette

A female version of a douchebag. Typically surrounded by douchebags because no normal person can stand them.

Did you hear the nonsense Cayla is spewing. She’s such a douchebaguette.

by Dingbat1 December 27, 2017

Douchebaguette

A fucking baguette that isn’t fucking right.

Person 1: Hey this baguette is shitty
Person 2: Woah what a douchebaguette

by Afuckingoddpieceofshit June 16, 2018