douche-fairy

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.

guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.

by bittereagle March 6, 2010

Douche Fairy

The sneaky douche bag who does douchy things in secret, most often stealing perfectly good food from your fridge while you're sleeping, and throwing straight in the trash.

Yo dog, this morning I woke up and my bucket of KFC was in the trash. I think I got visited by the douche fairy!

by Piros August 16, 2011

Douche fairy

the ultimate insult, reserved for the worst ppl, such as snitches

im going to kill that douchefairy who told the school cops that i had a knife and a picture of an enemy... bastard

by Big Robert December 8, 2004

Douche fairy

Someone who secretly leaves a douche under the pillow of someone deserving.

"His girlfriend didn't know she had odor. He became a douche fairy."

by GobblerDude December 26, 2008

fairy douche

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a fairy douche

by lynn11 December 7, 2014